Sunday, October 19, 2008

Bible Study: Often Encouraged, Rarely Discussed (Part 1)

How does one shape oneself into the sort of person God calls us to be? I think this is a good question with which to start this whole show. The answer depends greatly upon who you ask. Some people will say it comes from reaching out to the poor and hungry with humanitarian efforts in the name of Christ. Others will say the key is spending hours on end studying the Bible, reading great theologians, and praying. Still others will emphasize rigorous self-enforcement of the moral standard set before us by God. All these people have a point. They’re all right to a certain extent. They’re all missing something, though; they’ve forgotten that the individual cannot shape himself into the sort of person God calls us to be; only God is capable of that.

“Well, then, that puts me in a jam”, we are inclined to think upon realizing this. “I’m completely powerless”. Well, no. Certainly, God is the only being capable of making us into the people he wishes us to be; but we must let Him do it. We must allow Him to be a part of us. But how, exactly, do we go about doing this? I said before that all three of our radical groups from paragraph one are missing the influence of God. Might I also suggest that the people who encourage extreme Bible study are closest to having that influence?

This, perhaps, goes against what you may think; you may be more inclined to say that the humanitarians are closest. This is my first reaction too; here is the reason for my statement, though: the humanitarians are trying to build relationships with Christ without a foundation. They are terribly likely to confuse the true teachings of Christ with their own opinions. They are, in fact, rather unlikely to understand exactly why they are doing all these nice things for others. They are, without realizing it, practicing their own little works-based religion, which in reality has nothing to do with Christianity.

Now, let us take a look at the theologians, the people who are essentially addicted to Bible study. Do they not have the most thorough knowledge of the teachings of Christ? The most basic grasp of what He wants from us? Do they not, most easily put, have the road map for being a Christian? Indeed, they do. They have a solid foundation on which to build a relationship with Christ. Their problem is that they are either too frightened or too ignorant or too lazy to look up from their books and realize that they must get up, go out, and apply all the things they know in their heads to their lives.

Keeping this in mind, I must warn you: Bible study, though it is the most basic, important foundation of Christianity, can become a dangerous pitfall if it is practiced to the extreme. This does not make it any less the foundation, though. If you want to grow as a Christian; if you want to hear the voice of God; if you want to make the decisions that Christ would make, there is no getting around it: you must begin with Bible study.

At this point, many of us begin to feel very uncomfortable. We do not wish to spend any more time in this confusing ancient book than we need to. We wish it had more adjectives, said things more clearly, and sounded more as though it had been written by creatively inclined people. Some of us may even fear that we do not possess the intellect to properly understand it. To make matters worse, the actual process of studying the Bible is rarely if ever discussed in church; we are told to swim, but not shown how. Well, I say all these fears are nonsense. Bible study can be rewarding, exciting, and yes, even enjoyable. Next time, we will look at the specifics.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

You've Never Been THIS Embarassed


The article below is a true story of something that recently happened in the greater Cincinnati area. So maybe you had a bad day this week, but probably notas bad of a day as this poor lady

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

-- A woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said ******** ***** allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

***** also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

***** was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on a local parkway.

The officer's report stated that ***** was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why ***** was wearing the cow suit.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Perfunctory Diatribe:The Intro

Now that I’ve lured you onto Parkside’s student ministry web site, you’d probably like to know what you’re doing here. This is certainly a fair thing to be wondering, and better than wondering something like I wonder if I could have beaten Bloons Tower Defense II in the time I’ve spent on Parkside’s student ministry website. At any rate, I will, in fact, tell you what you are doing here.

It’s sort of a new concept, so let me give you a brief overview of what’s going on, what I’m doing with this, and what I hope to accomplish. First and most obviously, you are reading my blog. The idea for a student-written blog was first divinely handed to me on a stone tablet by The Lord Almighty back in July, when Matt Robinson was pushing me to actively work toward my goal of becoming a minister. Part of the reason I’m doing this is to polish my preaching skills, basically. But, if I were only practicing, I would do it for a mirror, not for people.

You who are reading this are the bigger reason for this project. You are, for the most part, peers of mine. If you’re like me, you probably go through the majority of your day’s jumping through state-funded flaming educational hoops wishing you were somewhere else doing something else. Whether we realize it or not (and we often don’t), this is a huge problem. We’re told all the time by our church leaders that we have a huge opportunity to witness and glorify God in our high schools, that there are literally thousands of people around us every day who need to meet Jesus. But how much do we really think about that concept? If you’re like me, probably a grand total of seconds per day.

Why is this? As with any good problem, there are a number of reasons, and we’ll be looking at them together throughout the year. One basic underlying issue, though, is that we don’t let God have enough of our focus (much more detail about that next time). My hope is that my messages will provide us as students with some help focusing more on God.

Now, as this is a blog specifically for our teenage students, I also want to focus specifically on making the material applicable for all of us. I want you to be able to read it, think about it, and apply it directly to your life right now as a student. It’s easy to tell yourself that life starts when you’re done with school, but that’s a dangerous way to think. You may be the only chance for some of your friends to meet Jesus; they can’t afford to wait for our lives to start. In this blog, I’ll be covering a wide variety of topics intended to challenge us to think about our faith, about how we’re living our lives, and about what we need to do to better serve God. I have a number of topics in mind already, but I am always willing to listen to suggestions. If you want to see a specific issue addressed, make s ure to let me know. I’m planning tentatively to update monthly, but it’s going to come down to how much I can handle- I’d like to keep this up weekly or biweekly if my schedule allows.

-Michael Shaw

*In an effort to restore the original meaning of the word “gentlemen”, I will be using it only in reference to land-owners from now on. Also, I will be using asterisks to mark places where I have more to say about land ownership or Christian spirituality, but feel it unnecessary to mention it in my main text. You can take it or leave it, depending on whether or not you enjoy chasing rabbits (figuratively, that is—I do not know a single person who does not enjoy chasing literal rabbits).

Monday, June 23, 2008

CIY and VBS

Just a couple videos for your enjoyment. Sorry about the poor quality.

Justin and Megan Sing "Angel" at CIY


If you get a chance check out what that song is about. It's a sad story that really happened. It is just a reminder of how important it is to be there for your friends and families.

On a lighter note:

Fun+Dry Ice= VBS


Jared Hudson and I lucked out helping with that. Man that was sweet!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Graduate Recognition

This is the video we showed on Sunday to recognize our graduates and their accomplishments. Way to Go class of 2008!



Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Counterfeit Money


Can you tell a fake when you see it? Here is a website that the Secret Service offers to help people spot fake money. Here is another link about a guy who actually created a counterfeit bank that fooled a lot of people and stole around 650,000 cash money. That is a pretty serious fake. I think most of us though would like to think we are pretty good at spotting a fake.


At Rēl Community on Sunday Night we will be having conversations about Authentic Faith. Not the counterfeit stuff. Haven't we all met people who know how to put a good church face on, but when the cards are down they don't resemble a Christian at all? Or people who are good at pretending that everything is alright, but we all know that things are really a mess.


It is safe to say that all of us are fake in one way or another. Who really doesn't spend part of their day 'acting' like someone they are not. I'll admit that I do it. What is important though is to realize that and be honest about it. Do we have a faith that is real? Or is our faith just another one of our masks that we wear every now and again to fool people?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Untippable Chair



So check this out. A teacher in London by the name of Tom Wates quit his job to design a chair. He said he was sick and tired of students leaning back in their chairs. He decided he wanted to design a chair that made it impossible to tip back any further than 5cm. I don't think it looks that scary to me. In fact it looks like a chair. Still the idea of a teacher quitting his job to keep you from tipping back in your chair is VERY scary.